The Official

Is Kyle Dead-O-Meter

👁️ Day 1 of keeping an eye on Kyle

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ALIVE
MAYBE
DEAD

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Calibrating the Dead-O-Meter…

Is he dead? Checked every 5 minutes. Scientifically questionable.

📖 Wellness-Check Log

Counting the concerned…

How are you paying your respects? 🕯️ Light a candle 👀 Keep tabs 🥄 Poke with a stick 💐 Send flowers 📺 Check his TV 🍕 Leave snacks 🚪 Knock on his door 📞 Call his phone 🪞 Mirror under his nose 👻 Hold a séance 🍺 Pour one out 🎸 Play him a song

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